you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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