is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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