is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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