It's like God shit irony all over that family
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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