she woke up with a sticky ear
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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