Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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