He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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