i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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