why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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