Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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