I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
im about as happy as oj after his trial
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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