Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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