Where is the hickey?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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