Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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