I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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