it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
she looked like the before picture.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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