I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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