Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Randomize