I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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