I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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