I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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