Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
3pm strippers are depressing
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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