I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
