Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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