Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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