In the future we'll all be gay
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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