Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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