I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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