doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
This is the prime rib incident all over again
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
