he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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