We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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