im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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