But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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