Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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