did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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