She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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