Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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