I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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