Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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