This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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