He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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