I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I want to make a zoo with you.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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