i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i love accidental penises.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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