Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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