I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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