Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Randomize
