Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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