8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
My vagina is very pro this idea
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