He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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