She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
