belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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