He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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