The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
it was like eating out sand paper
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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