you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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