used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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