yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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