Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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