Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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