he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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